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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:48

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

Why do Americans and foreigners alike describe the USA as prudish? Why do I see nothing prudish about the USA society? USA feels like one of the loosest countries although Americans claim to be very reserved.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What are 10 interesting facts about you?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

How does one succeed in life?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?